Review of The Violent Kind (2008) by Nolan P — 11 Jun 2011
Some times a movie is just so shitty, it's hard to put into words just how shitty it is. Seriously, all I can think of is: "Well, it started off shitty, then this shitty thing happened, followed by some blood tits and shit, some shit about possession and the birth of some shitty god and then all the characters turned to the camera and shat all over it". That is probably the best review I'm going to write for this piece of, wait for it... garbage!
A modern biker gang gets tortured by the ghosts(?) of a biker gang from the 50's who essentially believe one of the present day biker chicks is going to birth the devil... or some shit. Whoever would've thought such tough looking dudes were all such emo pussies and cried about every little thing that happens to them; it's like they all took acting lessons from Kristen Stewart.
Essentially you just have a bunch of goofy looking guys in leather yelling and fighting and dancing around for about 90 minutes, until the director realized he still needed to shoot an ending; so he wiped his ass with the film and called it good.
This review of The Violent Kind (2008) was written by Nolan P on 11 Jun 2011.
The Violent Kind has generally received very negative reviews.
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