Review of The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009) by Nik M — 10 Nov 2012

Bella looks constipated the entire time, which is a really interesting way to watch the movie.

This review of The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009) was written by Nik M on 10 Nov 2012.

The Twilight Saga: New Moon has generally received mixed reviews.

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