Review of The Tuxedo (2002) by Peter R — 28 Aug 2009

This movie is horrible, it has a lot of problems:

- Jackie Chan's action scenes are very mediocre in this movie.

- it's littered with bad writing all over the place.

- Jackie Chan's partner Del Blaine is a highly stupid, annoying bitch and must be banished to the depths of hell. She constantly complains about everything and never shuts the fuck up.I don't understand how Jackie can like this stupid bitch.

- The villain of this movie is a moron who likes to sound like Hannibal lector.

- There isn't a lot of good action scenes.

- There's a lot of failed attempts at humor in this movie. In other words, this movie is full of unfunny humor.

- It has too much special effects and not enough of Jackie Chan kicking ass.

- Jackie Chan sings in this movie, and fails miserably at it. Jackie Chan was never meant to be a singer.

- This movie doesn't focus a lot on Jackie Chan, it instead focuses mostly on Del Blaine and her asshole spy friend Clark Devlin, whom she constantly calls Jackie by, despite the fact that Jackie doesn't look anything like Clark.

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This movie is awful, it has a lot more downs than ups. This movie is as bad as "The Transporter" and "Rush Hour 3" combined. This is the worse Jackie Chan movie that I have seen! If you thought that "The Transporter" was bad, this movie is even worse. It gave me a mide splitting headache. Anyway, avoid this movie at all costs. Don't watch it. 2.5/10.