Review of The Tree of Life (2011) by Kenneth H — 24 Jun 2014

This was boring and slow as fuck. God what the fuck was this movie even about? It was just a lot of random images and enigmatic whisperings to who knows who. It's way too abstract. There really isn't a sustained plot - just a bunch of disconnected sequences revolving around these annoying boys and their asshole dad.

The only good thing about this movie was all the imagery of space and volcanoes and lifeforms - I could see it winning the Academy Award for Best Cinematography (which it was nominated for but lost to Hugo, no cinematography slouch itself).