Review of The Tomorrow War (2021) by Themacmeister — 10 Jul 2021

I have never been as sickened/disappointed in a movie than I was with this...

I was going to mark this review with a spoiler tag, but you cannot spoil a plot that appears to have been created by a hyperactive four year old girl. Absolutely nothing in the movie makes any practical sense. Not a single moment of the entire movie will engage your attention, simply because your brain will be saying "an idiot in a hurry would have come up with a better plan than that".

If you want to experience a virtually-unbeatable 12-foot alien (with thousands of razor-sharp teeth, armoured skin, missile launchers for hands) get punched in the face and kicked off a cliff...

...then maybe you should make up a story with your 4-year-old daughter.

NOTE: There are obvious attempts happening to artificially improve the score of this title. I have come across 20 almost identical 10-rated reviews.