Review of The Tomorrow War (2021) by Ultimobeaker — 04 Jul 2021

The Tomorrow War is so dumb that there should be a warning label on it for pregnant mothers and operating heavy machinery after consumption. Turn off those brain cells at your own risk, because they might not come back on.

You know how when a child tells a story, its just a jumble of incoherent statements like: "and then he did this, and then he did that, and then there was this thing... the end?" This movie is that, in movie form.

Surprisingly, the film doesn't quite reach the absolute dregs thanks to the saving grace of a few fun characters. But by 120 minutes in, even those become a slog. The end.