Review of The Three Dogateers (2014) by Alejandro G — 19 Mar 2015
One day, I looked to the stars and thought, "why arent there any movies about dogateers?". Then I saw this. My life has since improved significantly, and my Hodgkin's Lymphoma has suddenly gone into remission after watching this film. I've not seen higher production values since Beverly Hills Chihuahua, and the acting is not only deserving of several grammys, but a blowjob from the academy for the esteemed director.
Although only loosely based on the story of the Three Musketeers, I find that it, as an adaptation, is more true to the tale than all 25 live action films that profess to be this.
The acting gave me a stiffy.
3/3 dogateers would dogateer again.
This review of The Three Dogateers (2014) was written by Alejandro G on 19 Mar 2015.
The Three Dogateers has generally received mixed reviews.
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