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By Eugene Novikov (936) for Film Blather (908) on 15 Oct 2003

This isn't some lark crafted to make you jump out of your seat and then start laughing. You don't dare laugh. This is the real thing…

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By Josh Bell (1,421) for Las Vegas Weekly (1,340) on 15 Oct 2003

It's as if they didn't know whether to do a faithful remake or a modernist departure, and the result is a dissatisfying middle ground…

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By Glenn Lovell (434) for San Jose Mercury News (757) on 15 Oct 2003

That it escaped the straight-to-video bin suggests that Hollywood's contempt for today's youth audience has reached a new level…

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By Rob Vaux (1,125) for Flipside Movie Emporium (617) on 15 Oct 2003

Remakes are invariably a letdown; this one, at least, doesn't slip too far…

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Review of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)

By Jackie Loohauis (51) for Milwaukee Journal Sentinel (1,693) on 15 Oct 2003

All we really get is a Chainsaw that sputters before it splatters, leaving the sleepy audience anxious to saw logs…

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By Bill Muller (519) for Arizona Republic (3,909) on 15 Oct 2003

This bloody, exploitative mess is the cinematic equivalent of a dumpster fire -- stinky but insignificant…

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By Gene Seymour (406) for Newsday (2,345) on 15 Oct 2003

It's so caught up in concept and layout that it frequently forgets to push the jolt buttons…

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By Joblo (608) for JoBlo's Movie Emporium (1,959) on 15 Oct 2003

I would like to officially start a campaign to nominate Jessica Biel's white tanktop as Best Supporting Actress in a movie this year…

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By Allison Austin (1) for Citysearch (305) on 15 Oct 2003

There are so many jump-out- of-your-seat surprises that it's bound to be embarrassing for a number of moviegoers…

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By Bob Longino (100) for Atlanta Journal-Constitution (910) on 15 Oct 2003

Completely watchable, but brings virtually nothing new to the horror/gore table…

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By Alex Sandell (357) for Juicy Cerebellum (357) on 14 Oct 2003

Go you skeptics and be shocked all over again. This remake does not take a thing away from the original…

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By Sean O'connell (919) for Filmcritic.com (3,164) on 14 Oct 2003

Hacks away everything different and inventive Tobe Hooper's original film did for the horror genre…

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By Jeanne Aufmuth (581) for Palo Alto Weekly (965) on 13 Oct 2003

Grossly lacking in the social/political subtext of the original, but surprisingly effective on a sheer horror scale…

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By Ed Gonzalez (1,102) for Slant Magazine (8,298) on 09 Oct 2003

Not only is this useless revision ignorant of history, it panders to its modern audience with look-Ma visual brouhaha…

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By Bryce Wilson (14) for CinemaBlend.com (1,378) on 07 Oct 2003

Redoes the original by making a weird mesh of old and new…

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By David Poland (216) for Hot Button (85) on 29 Sep 2003

It is, first and last, a hardcore genre movie. The teens are hot, horny and high. The massacr-teers are grotesque, angry and out for blood…

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