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By Walter Chaw (1,360) for Film Freak Central (1,643) on 21 Oct 2003

Most resembles not Tobe Hooper's 1974 masterpiece, but James Cameron's 1986 masterpiece, Aliens…

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By Terri Clark (17) for Apollo Guide (1,430) on 18 Oct 2003

Has the confidence and capability to wriggle under your skin and freak you out for 98 minutes, if not torment your dreams in the dark of night…

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By Jonathan R. Perry (254) for Tyler Morning Telegraph (Texas) (351) on 18 Oct 2003

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By Mike Mcgranaghan (1,821) for Aisle Seat (1,783) on 18 Oct 2003

Too many production values get in the way here. Shock-horror movies shouldn't have sizable budgets and familiar faces in the cast…

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By Kevin A. Ranson (644) for MovieCrypt.com (644) on 18 Oct 2003

people who don't like scary movies are really going to hate this one…

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By Frank Ochieng (928) for Movie Eye (513) on 17 Oct 2003

As for Nispel's polished but run-of-the-mill hedonistic remake of Chainsaw, this blood-stained offering is about as fun and adventurous as…

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By Dustin Putman (2,479) for TheFilmFile.com (2,314) on 16 Oct 2003

This updated version strikes a glaringly inferior note from beginning to end...However, judging it on its own merits exposes it to be a pretty…

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By Jeffrey Chen (849) for ReelTalk Movie Reviews (1,771) on 16 Oct 2003

The new movie isn't bad -- not bad at all -- it's just not very Texas Chainsaw Massacre-ish…

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By Geoff Pevere (572) for Toronto Star (3,601) on 16 Oct 2003

Next to this redundant, pointless and witless retread, the classic status of Tobe Hooper's original version is officially beyond dispute…

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By Phoebe Flowers (256) for South Florida Sun-Sentinel (746) on 16 Oct 2003

Really nothing more than clever, exploitative marketing. But, taken alone, it's a reasonably satisfying diversion…

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By Roger Moore (6,008) for Orlando Sentinel (1,594) on 16 Oct 2003

The new Massacre lowers the bar much the way the original 'dead teenager' horror flick did way back in 1974, and makes a mockery of that industry…

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By Bob Campbell (27) for Newark Star-Ledger (1,745) on 16 Oct 2003

Does convey the sense of being caught in a nightmare. A stupid person's nightmare…

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By Louis B. Hobson (245) for Jam! Movies (2,396) on 16 Oct 2003

A scary and nauseating film, which is precisely what it set out to be and that's what makes it such a cut above the rest…

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By Terry Lawson (645) for Detroit Free Press (942) on 16 Oct 2003

It is nearly as tense and nasty as the original and, to be fair, features far better acting, most notably by Jessica Biel, who is compelling…

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By Jeff Vice (1,455) for Deseret News (Salt Lake City) (1) on 16 Oct 2003

A lame re-do of the 1974 cult classic that lacks not only the gritty and grim 'charm' of the first film, but also features little in the way…

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By Jeffrey Westhoff (767) for Northwest Herald (Crystal Lake, IL) (767) on 16 Oct 2003

The original movie has been ripped off so many times over 29 years that a genuine remake comes off as a copy of the copies…

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By John Venable (339) for Supercala.com (431) on 16 Oct 2003

All about style and Jessica Biel in a wet t-shirt...what's wrong with that? Not much…

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By Audrey Rock-Richardson (174) for Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah) (173) on 16 Oct 2003

Reminds us what the slasher flick genre is all about and why we used to love it so much…

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By Cynthia Fuchs (1,328) for PopMatters (2,617) on 16 Oct 2003

It is its own nightmare -- recycling the past in a frightful present…

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By Jon Popick (633) for Planet Sick-Boy (616) on 16 Oct 2003

The original wanted to scare you. This one just wants to separate you from your money…

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