Review of The Shape of Water (2017) by Locusmaximus — 21 Feb 2018
I am not mute like the main character, but after watching this film a few minutes, I wished I would be blind and deaf. The main protagonist works as a cleaner and her daily schedule is to eat something, then masturbate in the bathtube.
After that she is going to work. There is a non specified fishman, both fall in "love" with each other. In her own words: "because he is like me". Yeah, handicapped and mentally retarded.
That is the true definition of love in this movie. I give him eggs and later I spread my legs. So instead of masturbating, she uses her fishman as a lover. They don't have any topics to talk about, since they can't talk.
lol. So there is not a big deal of a consitent story here. The fishman eats the head of the cat of the gay "friend" of the mute retard,but he quotes: "Well, he is like he is. It's not his fault.
" Cool comment, bra! This film is just rubbish, don't waste your time and money on this pervert, mad film. You'll find a lot of good movies about love......
This review of The Shape of Water (2017) was written by Locusmaximus on 21 Feb 2018.
The Shape of Water has generally received very positive reviews.
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