Review of The Shallows (2016) by Pumice H — 14 Jul 2016

A) Great white sharks do not behave in that manner. They take investigative bites and if not interested swim off. After repeatedly biting rocks and buoys the shark would've given up and returned to the whale.

B) speaking of said Whale, there was A FREAKING DEAD WHALE in the water - bleeding profusely- and somehow there was only one shark... Nonsense.

C) after two days without food or water and losing that much blood, there's no possible way she would've had the strength to swim to the buoy. Much less being able to dodge hundreds of jellyfish underwater while swimming without goggles.

D) I live near Galveston... That beach at the end was not Galveston... Galveston is the skid mark on the underpants of all beaches. You could see into the water in the movie. That is not possible in the murky, polluted waters of Galveston.

E) I liked the seagull. The seagull was rad.

F) Blake lively was fine??, but I feel guilty because she ended up looking like Chris Brown had just gone on a date with her #Rihanna.

G) I hated this movie. Not because it was bad, but because I hate getting scared. I was talked into going by my friends and they laughed at me. I'm taking it out on the review.

Needless to say she should be ded...D.E.D.....ded.

She's dead fine, but ded...

Bye bye now...