Review of The Ritual (2017) by Camerabouncegod — 20 Mar 2018

This is essentially the best horror movie I've ever seen and I cant believe the critics are being such cucks. its a giant moose god that stays in the woods and makes you see things from your past whenever its around and if your not the main character you get skewered by a tree branch.

its absolutely perfect and worth a watch every Halloween. I missed the scene where they first arrive at the first cabin but I doubt that would change how good this film is. My only wishes are that it wasn't longer and that the leads yelling didn't sound so much like Howard Deans.