Review of The Revenant (2015) by Olkowaty — 14 Jan 2016

This is a trash movie for trash people. It's basically the Grey set in the past. I literally fell asleep for a few seconds before someone woke me up. The only Oscar this movie is worthy of is "Only movie to have 90% of the audio be Leonardo DiCaprio breathing. Oh, and what a HORRIBLE choice of actor! "Oh hey, we need a rough survival man who makes it against all odds and actually ignores wounds that would get infections that would kill him dead without antibiotics" "Emma Watson isn't answering her phone" "Oh get Leonardo DiCaprio then" this movie was so boring and so shallow when it seemed like it would end but kept going I actually groaned. So predictable and so fake. Oh, look at us, look at all the blood and emotionless deaths we're so deep and realistic and Oscar worthy! (Meaningless Spoiler)Oh wow, I was NOT expecting that the good guy would catch the bad guy! What a twist! Oh, and they had a knife fight when both their guns were knocked away, what an original and exciting idea!

Seriously. I would usually not even be this mean to the movie if people would just admit it's not good. Why did it get all those nominations? I literally don't understand. I hope Leo doesn't get the Oscar, he deserves better than this embarrassment to the film industry.