Review of The Resident (2011) by Eric W — 26 Jul 2011

" I ran a drug analysis on myself and am convinced my landlord is sneaking into my apartment and drugging me." "I have a security camera that will offer proof but I would like you to accompany me to collect the recording.".

Police: "We're sorry ma'am, but the Creepy Stalker Landlord Thriller Movie Act of 1984 requires you to return home and make a daring escape." "He should have some cliche weapons lying around for you defend yourself and there will be places to hide within the building." "Being a doctor you are going to want to use common sense and check to see if he is dead but it's better to walk away and have him surprise you." "Failure to kill your landlord will result in you bearing the costs of legal fees and incarceration .".