Review of The Pink Panther (1963) by Andy S — 04 Dec 2018

It's insane how luxurious some of these Indian sultans and princes lived back in the day. I love the beginning intro animations. Really jazzy. The soundtrack an music is amazing. One of the best ever made for a spy movie, or any movie for that matter. Henry Mancini was genius at concocting the right feel and mood for movie soundtracks.

Wow the movie looks great. Production wise and everything. I don't know if it's a restoration, but it looks really nice. That lady got some slick moves. I love how this movie jumps around from city to city. Those snowy mountains in Italy look beautiful. Reminds me of what might be Colorado. Inspector Clouseau sure is one clumsy fool. Peter Sellers was so good at physical comedy, he really got it. He's quick with his wittiness. That little slut, she's having an affair with the blue eyed dude.

That princess is really pretty. That cabin looks so cozy and full of beautiful art. I think this Sir Charles is the Phantom who's stealing the gems. Wow, the princess is so playful and charming one she's done a bit of drinking. Oh my god, I'd do so many things with that princess if I had her in that state. I feel like Charles might be using princess to get close to her so he can maybe rob her of her jewels.

That woman singing in what might be Italian, looked stunning with that ass. Hilarious how when she has the spotlight and everybody is enjoying her singing being tentative and shit, but then the camera turns and shows Clouseau arguing with someone. That hotel room scene with Sir Charles and his nephew and Clouseau was great.

Of course Clouseau picks one of the most unconventional and uncomfortable costumes to go to the party with. When the fireworks went off and he rudest zebra out. Hahaha! Wow, what an unexpected turn the movie took. That was weird, getting wrongly accused and now there's like this love triangle between Charles, his nephew, lady Clouseau and her husband. Pretty hilarious movie overall. Didn't thoroughly enjoy it, but it was funny and there was eye candy with the princess and lady Clouseau.