Review of The Northman (2022) by Frequent — 22 Apr 2022
**** scandoid germanoid snow **** movie about vikings. I absolutely needed to see some Viking snow monkeys terrorize and commit atrocities in a slavic village while the same **** is happening in the real world with Ukraine. Wow, what a hero our main protagonist. And the fact that Eggers has the nerve to reference Come and See of all things. It solidifies that I will always hate Germanic and Viking culture and the way they have treated Slavic populations throughout history. From the viking age all the way to WWII.
**** this scnadoid viking snow **** movie. **** American dude bros who romanticize and fantasise about being vikings because their 23andMe showed they had 10% Norwegian in their results. **** Anya Taylor Joy's **** accents.
P.D.
This review of The Northman (2022) was written by Frequent on 22 Apr 2022.
The Northman has generally received positive reviews.
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