Review of The Lords of Salem (2013) by Jonathan M — 05 May 2013

Was very sad how terrible this movie is. expected much better as I am a fan of other rob zombie films.

This review of The Lords of Salem (2013) was written by Jonathan M on 05 May 2013.

The Lords of Salem has generally received mixed reviews.

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Fascinating lore but what happened to the star? Where is Heidi? Dead? Transcended? It's a loose end which leaves it open to interpretation…

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By Anthony T (639) on 06 Oct 2015

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By Martin R (400) on 07 Mar 2015

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Ding-dong! The witch is dead Which old witch? Well, uh,.. the wicked witch! (The the 500 year old moobs) #Dark #atmospheric #nakedwitches…

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The story is way too predictable and relies too heavy on these chaotic scenes filled with dozens of quick edits that are meant to look scary…

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By Kurtis H (9) on 30 Jan 2015

The Lords of Salem was good but it's disappointing because it should have been much better…

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Lords of Salem may be a misfire, but it's an interesting one from an auteur with much to offer a genre that has devolved into a sodden mass…

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