Review of The Lords of Salem (2013) by Jenny W — 20 Apr 2013

I've chalked it up to Rob Zombie making weird, satanic, mildly softcore porn of his wife. I'm sure nothing excites him more than the thought of her giving birth to a satan-spawn. It was more like a music video than a movie...It was just scene after scene of fucked up scenarios that made absolutely no sense whatsoever.

I felt like I needed to take a shower after I watched it. Ugh. I love horror, but the plot was shit, it had no suspense, and wasn't the least bit scary..it just sucked.