Review of The Lords of Salem (2013) by Katie M — 24 Apr 2013

Painfully bad , a new low for Rob Zombie.

This review of The Lords of Salem (2013) was written by Katie M on 24 Apr 2013.

The Lords of Salem has generally received mixed reviews.

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By Matt B (1,998) on 07 May 2015

Ding-dong! The witch is dead Which old witch? Well, uh,.. the wicked witch! (The the 500 year old moobs) #Dark #atmospheric #nakedwitches…

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By Sonny Bunch (405) for Washington Free Beacon (282) on 13 Jul 2016

Lords of Salem may be a misfire, but it's an interesting one from an auteur with much to offer a genre that has devolved into a sodden mass…

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By Zach M (1,354) on 29 Oct 2016

This looked like a nice movie but the story was barely mediocre. Some interesting casting choices…

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By Frank O (65) on 05 Apr 2017

Okay, so everyone's standard beef about how much Zombie borrows from this or that film aside: I have to say that I really loved this one from…

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By Private U (13,627) on 30 Apr 2015

Unusual plot and a good quality production. If you´re a horror movie fan you should have this piece in your collection…

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By Kurtis H (9) on 30 Jan 2015

The Lords of Salem was good but it's disappointing because it should have been much better…

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By Marilee A (711) on 17 Dec 2016

You know how when a film is so bad you forget you've seen it? Unless you really like B ( more like C) movies, don't bother…

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By Bill S (2,971) on 11 May 2015

Zombie had to be tripping when he made this but it's the viewer who has the bad trip watching this $hit…

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By Jenna I (601) on 06 Oct 2015

This movie was too silly for me, it never creeped me out. Maybe because I have a vagina…

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By Mara M (20) on 23 Feb 2015

Would give it a one and 1/2 but had some good effects and I like rob zombie, wasnt feeling this though…

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