Review of The Lords of Salem (2013) by Maggie E — 26 Apr 2013

No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no movies aren't suppose to be like this. Movies are suppose to be good.

I just spent 2 hours watching dirty old women rub blood on their naked bodies. My three friends and I were traumatized by this film. The worst part is it started off just fine and seemed to have potential, but near the end entered a realm of strangeness I never thought existed.

I hope that if Rob Zombie makes another film he has someone help him write it to keep him from making this weird and disturbing.