Review of The Lords of Salem (2013) by Oj H — 24 Sep 2013

I gave it 2 stars, because;.

-at least it wasn't PG-13 horror film(there were boobs in it).

-Rob Zombie's idiotic dialogue was kept to a minimum(as was the plot).

-he didn't overuse his profanity rants(as he does per usual).

-it looked very well shot(editing was retarded).

Those were the pro's... now the con's;.

-the worst plot I've ever seen in a "Hollywood film".

-acting was wooden.

-overall story and scenes were cliche/stolen.

-directing was directly stolen from Kubrick(and not done very well to boot).

It was pointless... and the ending was even more pointless.

It was good, to start off the Halloween holiday films, with this one though. Is it worth a watch... no(but you gotta get in the spirit).