Review of The Loneliest Planet (2012) by Murray J — 30 Mar 2013

You know that chick who bangs on ad nauseum about her boyfriend's slightest action? She made a movie.

This review of The Loneliest Planet (2012) was written by Murray J on 30 Mar 2013.

The Loneliest Planet has generally received mixed reviews.

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By Iiigoiii (1) on 22 Mar 2013

Please, if I can save you the nearly 2 hours this film takes to make its point, your time won't be wasted like mine…

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By Dan G (1,214) on 16 Aug 2013

The stunning photography of the Caucasus and the stark sound design only adds to the sense of isolation in this meditation on...silence…

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A poorly shot, pitiful spectacle of two human beings with no courage or humility. A poor representation of love and reality…

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By Steve P (906) on 25 Mar 2013

Well ... this is a hard one to review. Most of the general public hate this movie and the critics rate it around ***1/2 on the average…

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By Carmen H (32) on 25 Dec 2013

The Loneliest Planet is a peculiar and utterly fascinating art house drama. Everything people seem to hate about this film, I love about it…

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By Indra W (164) on 18 Dec 2013

I just don't get the story, just fragments of naked breastless woman jumping around, and her taking a piss caught in my memory…

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By Latasha M (11) on 10 Dec 2014

Too slow and not much going on. I almost fell asleep but made it through…

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By Wendy S (447) on 25 Mar 2013

The deceptive trailer will irritate even the more patient viewers…

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Foot travel in the mountains of a strange country with a guide. Not your romantic escapade…

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By Tara R (117) on 10 Sep 2013

This film pits the fans of long, meticulous takes against those who prefer more dialogue and plot in their movies…

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