Review of The Little Mermaid (2023) by Zquaranteneuf — 26 May 2023

Another bland, soulless, and unecessary "reimagining" from Disney that completely misses the point of the original story in favor or the same modern boring tropes they've been plaguing us with for years now. Move along folks, these creatively bankrupt studios don't deserve our time nor our money.

This review was copy-pasted from the last cheap remake Disney made. If they insist on being so lazy, I don't see why I should bother doing more than the bare minimum either...