Review of The Legend of Tarzan (2016) by Gumdrop — 27 Mar 2023

So we're supposed to believe that a man raised by gorillas has somehow learnt to shave and wax his chest. Somewhere, in this isolated jungle he's found a container full of Gillette razors and wax. And you have to assume one of the higher intelligence gorillas taught Tarzan how to shave.

Or maybe there's some jungle spa out there.