Review of The Legend of Billie Jean (1985) by Chris P — 06 Jun 2008

Well, this was extremely 80s, especially that awesome Pat Benatar anthem played throughout the film. Entertaining film, though I don't understand why Billie Jean became such a hero to everyone when she made that uninspiring speech, maybe short blonde haired hot women have that effect on everyone.

And I'll never adjust to a very young Christian Slater having blonde hair. I also think it's hilarious that the dream location they all want to go to is Vermont. Yeardley Smith was funny, but her character was pretty useless she was just there for laughs.

But I can't believe I'm actually analyzing The Legend of Billie Jean. Fair is fair!