Review of The Last House on the Left (2009) by Gregg C — 22 Jul 2012
Wes Craven sucks, and his suckage continues to no end. As if sitting through the Hills Have Eyes 2 wasn't bad enough, I was dumb enough to drag us to this movie. Fortunetly we sat in the Handicapped seats cause we must be Handicapped in the brain to be sitting in this movie.
If you've seen the trailer, you've seen the entire movie. There is nothing more to the story, in this film that you don't see in the trailer.
The victum is a cuter than hell 17 year old, whom they pointless show removing her clothes... oh wait, there is a point, she''s cute and we're supposed to enjoy seeing her. did I mention she's 17? Then she's raped for about an hour, which was uncomfortable for me to watch. Am I supposed to enjoy this? Ah.. and they take her pants off so her naked ass is there.... Did I mention she's 17? I'm so tired of all the sexy and look at my titties, and look at my whatever... in movies today. I want a STORY, not porn.... FINALLY the movie get's to the part it's supposed to be about... Parents Gone Wild... yet they have a bizzarly difficult time offing 3 people that have no idea it's coming... At one point, the DAD, who previously was in a garage gazing at a wall full of weopons-of-mass-destruction.... ends up with... A FIRE POKER. You heard me.... He goes into the house, after the bad guy, WITH A FIRE POKER. Not a wrench, a hammer, a knife, a shover..... A FIRE POKER.
Bad Guys Die, They Live, Movie ends.. thank god.
When the girl takes her clothes off and jumps in the water for a swim. Get up and leave, cause you've seen the best part.
This review of The Last House on the Left (2009) was written by Gregg C on 22 Jul 2012.
The Last House on the Left has generally received mixed reviews.
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