Review of The Last Dragon (1985) by Bob G — 14 Sep 2010
I can say with no exaggeration whatsoever that this movie is the greatest single accomplishment - cinematic or otherwise - by man, woman, animal, or diety, since the inception of the universe. Some countries use VHS copies of it as their sole form of currency.
The Eskimos have 27 words for this movie. Watching it will make you a psychic Samoan Kung Fu astronaut, and will coat your entire epidermis with a fine golden sheen of microscopic dinosaurs. You will never again experience pain or uncertainty.
This movie turns math into porn.
This review of The Last Dragon (1985) was written by Bob G on 14 Sep 2010.
The Last Dragon has generally received positive reviews.
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