Review of The Joy Luck Club (1993) by Mighty C — 18 Jun 2008

I was supposed to take my girlfriend at the time to go see this movie, but she was one of those type of girls that in order to get attention, whenever I would call her to tell her that I was on my way to pick her up, she would always tell me to come right over, but that she couldn't guarantee that she would still wanta to go out when I arrived, cuz as always 4 her, she was feelin' like she was comin' down with some sort of sickness or somethin'. So, on this day, I had decided that I had had enough, called her on her bluff, & then told her to that we would just skip the whole thing & she can stay home & get better ( what she actually wanted was for me to go "Aww, you poor thing!" & come over & "baby" her *eyes roll*...). So then, I went to go see this movie by myself, just to p#ss her off, not really expecting anything from it.

However, by the time the movie was over, I could feel that my eyes had actually become substantially watered.

Right there & then, I knew that my relationship with my girlfriend was over.

Cuz no one makes me cry my own tears.

No one.