Review of The Ice Pirates (1984) by Justin M — 20 Apr 2006

So bad it hurts. Curt got through more of Frequency then I watched of this.

This review of The Ice Pirates (1984) was written by Justin M on 20 Apr 2006.

The Ice Pirates has generally received mixed reviews.

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By Kelly B (807) on 31 Jul 2010

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I remembered this from when I was a kid. When I decided to watch it I as thinking that perhaps it was a campy gem. I was wrong…

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Not all that funny, but not all that anti-funny either. Mostly, remarkably dull, boring, plodding, and has zero energy…

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