Review of The Hitman (1991) by Private U — 15 Feb 2008
Chuck Norris plays a steely hearted assassin in this fantabulous revenge bastard! His gravel voice and beard of shiny oak leaves strikes terror deep into the black hearts of his mafia foe! Watch as piss, blood, shit, spunk and vom all fly in copious quantitys when Cliff garrett goes fucking loco with a shottie and his flying legs of wonder.
I haven't even seen this movie cause I fear the excitment will make me whizz all in my strides. I know that this cracking tale of thunder death mania is on the shelves of several of the worlds finest scholars being cited as part of their studies into enlightend buddhist technique.
This review of The Hitman (1991) was written by Private U on 15 Feb 2008.
The Hitman has generally received mixed reviews.
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