Review of The Hateful Eight (2015) by Red M — 22 Apr 2016

I just have to get this off my chest, and I know it's probably not going to be the popular opinion but... I was genuinely surprised by how much I didN'T like "The Hateful Eight". Fuckin' movie sucked my left one. I mean... it wasn't super horrible, the cinematography was beautiful and the cast performances were just as good as you'd expect but.... it was pretty fucking lame. You could cut an hour and a half out of it and it'd still drag on. Unbelievably boring... AND the ending sucked. Then, halfway through the movie this narration comes out of nowhere by Quentin that was horrible. Totally out of place, and to make matters worse, he narrates as if he's reading the contents off of a cereal box.. AND then, a little ways later, when the movie is about to end, the movies cuts back to before the movie started and .... idk, It's been awhile since I've rolled my eyes this many times during a movie. I just about didn't even finish it but figured I would, just, to make sure. and... yeah, in my opinion, it ain't worth your time (2hrs and 47mins).

I give it a weak {2/5}.

I know most people like it and all but I was super disappointed.