Review of The Happytime Murders (2018) by Alex-S — 14 Apr 2019

Not only is this film insulting (to Muppet fans and to anyone with the sense of humor beyond a five year old), disgusting, and just boring, it's also the biggest disappointment out of any film that has come out in the past decade.

This movie could've been amazing, or at least half way decent if the people tried hard enough; but despite them taking 10+ years to shove this garbage out they clearly did not give a **** It's not just because of the terrible performance of Ghostbusters (2016)'s Melissa McCarthy, the constant non stop sex jokes, mediocre puppet performance (with even worse line delivery), The obvious mystery that completely wastes the film's time if the sex jokes didn't do that enough, or even the god awful pacing; It's the fact that this could've and should've been the best thing to come out in years.

But unfortunately, it's just another pile of **** to put on the list of terrible movies.