Review of The Green Knight (2021) by Ginak — 13 Aug 2021

Four of us sat in a huge local megaplex and watched this film on a hot afternoon. To be honest, three of us watched it and one held up his phone through most of the movie and played with it. Maybe he was bootlegging it.

If he was, I would tell him it wasn’t worth the effort. It just annoyed the rest of us. This was a long, bloated, mostly in-your-face movie (and we were sitting in the back of the auditorium) about coming-of-age or ancient adventure or something like that.

The sets and costumes were not particularly interesting, the plot was not particularly interesting (just meandering), the performances were not particularly interesting. I am desperately trying to figure out why I am even giving this one star.