Review of The Girl on the Train (2016) by Axet — 10 Oct 2016

First off, I've taken this very train line my whole life (it's based on an actual NY route) and you cannot see in houses and you don't see any people from it. However I am all for creative license in fiction. No problem there. The problem here is the movie is overly convoluted and yet also predictable. It's a phony, slight, derivative, boring wannabe mystery written by amateurs better suited for the Lifetime channel than full admission price in theaters.

And a note to the depraved drug addled sex obsessed/sex deprived/sex deviant authors, screenwriters, directors, actors, producers, and studio execs who lace the dialogue in these movies with every character saying "he or she F----- so and so". People don't actually generally talk that way and it is not realistic dialogue, but sadly your sewer pipe of depravity upon the culture indeed does affect the language and lexicon, pervasively and massively debasing it. What a value you all are to us.