Review of The Fate of the Furious (2017) by Joey K — 19 Jul 2017

I have only seen 1 fast and furious movie previous to this and that was number 7. That was bad, but it was so bad you found yourself laughing at the drivel that was being presented to you. The Rock cracking his arm out of a cast for example. My wife is 7 months pregnant and feeling those affects of such, she loves these movies and so I thought one day I'll buy her this and watch it with her, it can't be no worse than 7 right? Worse than 7? This basically was written by two 8 year old boys. I'm all for action movies and things that are a little silly. Like the Kingsman movie. A little far fetched by very entertaining. This movie however, should if it was any other movie franchise, end the franchise BUT even as down right stupid as this movie is. There will be a 9, why? Cause it made nearly a billion dollars at the box office. In the times of a Trump presidency anything should and will be expected I fully expect another 4 of these dog shit movies to be made. With the Rock progressively getting dumber and dumber. Vin Diesel mumbling more and more about family being everything and Tyrese Gibson being as stupid as ever.

There is no justification for 8 of these, 2 or 3 maybe but 8 of them? They keep getting more and more stupid. Its kinda like Die Hard, Die Hard 1 is amazing (the best christmas movie ever) but the sequels each got a little sillier each time. These get a bigly stupid each time. Please for the love of all things holy, STOP MAKING THIS SHIT and will someone find a place for Vin Diesel to be locked away. I'm not even sure why I gave this 1 star out of 5. Its horrific. Its like watching wipe his arse with the pages of your favorite football shirt.