Review of The Double Life of Eleanor Kendall (2008) by G B — 08 Aug 2010

Wow what a piece of junk this movie is.. please, where are the negative tomatoes. The acting is terrible, especially the lead actress. All of the surprises in this waste of time are telegraphed... I wonder if the other actors/actresses are really just as awful as the lead or if they fed off her.

Maybe they just realized they were in a festival of crap and decided not to care anymore. Originally a Lifetime movie, so the big surprise (SPOILER ALERT) that a guy is to blame for all the evil somehow (no, it isn't really explained) actually comes as no surprise.

If you have time for smarmy telegraphed crap, followed by smarm with terrible acting and ungodly pauses in the dialogue, sign on for an hour of witless story (in between an hour and a half of advertising) about an idiot whose identity is stolen and then goes on a wild goose chase and never decides to involve the police until they magically show up in the end.

Puhlease. None of these people deserve to ever work again. Please murder the writers of this putrid murder tale first. Wow, I can't believe no one else took the time to review this hunk of crap, wait, yes I can.

Rancid.