Review of The Delta Force (1986) by Eric A — 25 Jun 2007
I saw this in Thailand dubbed into Thai and still I rate it above Shindlers List and Doctor Zhivago as a masterful look at the heroics of Americas finest soldiers. Someone said that Chuck Norris and Lee Marvin are actually holding symbolic phallus's so I rang up Chuck and told him.
Do you know what he said? Thats my condom motherfucker! I laughed and laughed and he said he was madly in love with me even though i'm male and wanted to know if he could inseminate me with his deadly sperm warriors.
I said i'm washing my hair tonight and hung up so I guess he went and killed a whole bunch of people with karate knife punches and iron heel front kicks. However watch this movie and I guarantee your cock will be bigger by the time the credits roll.
This review of The Delta Force (1986) was written by Eric A on 25 Jun 2007.
The Delta Force has generally received mixed reviews.
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