Review of The Dark Tower (2017) by Jeff P — 22 Aug 2017
WOW that was bad.The books are great. This movie was like bad a fan fiction of the book that's been stripped of all the original meaning. Stephen king should probably commit Seppuku over the script of this movie as Atonement for selling out on his creation. I lagitamitly want my mony back.
Seeing them try to jam seven books into a move by stripping any semblance of meaning from the story was like watching a pack of monkeys try to gang bang a football. It's confusing, nothing about it makes sense, not nice to watch overall and no one leaves happy.
This review of The Dark Tower (2017) was written by Jeff P on 22 Aug 2017.
The Dark Tower has generally received mixed reviews.
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