Review of The Covenant (2006) by Blanky A — 23 Jun 2009
The biggest challenge is in distinguishing the teen hero (Steven Strait: Sky High) from the teen villain (Sebastian Stan); they appear to have been cast from the same Teen Hottie (Male) mold, and in the same shades of plastic, too boot.
Still, one line is classically awful, and is sure to become legend: ?How about I make you my wee-yotch??
This review of The Covenant (2006) was written by Blanky A on 23 Jun 2009.
The Covenant has generally received mixed reviews.
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