Review of The Covenant (2006) by Vincent W — 04 Oct 2014
This might be one of the worst movies I have ever seen. I'm so embarrassed that I watched it and embarrassed for everyone in it and involved in it. It's an excuse to watch sexy boys do sexy supernatural things, and in that aspect, it succeeds.
I mean, when I wasn't laughing hysterically at how awful it was, I was ogling the buffet of man candy. The story doesn't quite make sense and the end is super anticlimactic and lame. The dialogue is SO BAD! The ADR is painful.
But honestly I would rather watch this over something like Red Dawn or Top Gun. I can watch this and enjoy it for its hot guys and hilarious badness. I came to see Sebastian Stan do deliciously evil sexy things and make deliciously evil sexy faces and I got exactly what I came for.
So I'm giving it one star instead of half.
This review of The Covenant (2006) was written by Vincent W on 04 Oct 2014.
The Covenant has generally received mixed reviews.
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