Review of The Covenant (2006) by Isaz — 30 Sep 2006

Just to be 'fair' here, I gave it some 3pts. only because it does have one of the coolest (note: I said 'coolest' not 'greatest') visuals and special fx in a film. that's not the focal topic why most (i'm inferring to intellect individuals, mind you.

.) are giving this flick a low-rating. here's my version: really weak storyplot. that, and decrepit characters. holy s--t, the tone just pretty much shows how Beverly Hills 90210 would've been like if they were on specially formulated steroids/birth control pills, and wallah, a bunch of casts who wishes to be as good as their way cooler more matured counterparts in the X-Men trilogy.

sure, they have pretty faces alright. and what would those pretty faces be without 6 or 9 sex scenes? yep, its nothing more than a popcorn flick especially for the under-18 (well, mostly) EMOs you'll find on Myspace.

haha! I thought I should slip this liner here, as quoted by some user at the IMDB forums: "I walked in with no hopes, and walked out with a better view" yep, you'll definitely have a better sighting to leave your seat once you realize your cash went to waste on how you could predict the eventual outcome of this movie.

so do yourself a favor and save that $8 or 12 bucks for gasoline.