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By Dan H (1,470) on 16 Jun 2014

Lousy movie, but what I really want to know is whether Lohan actually looks that terrible, or did they make her up to look like a puffy, beaten…

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By Stephen L (620) on 14 Jun 2014

I don't know what's worse the acting or the script…

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By Lylah F (1) on 14 Jun 2014

Wow, this movie appears to have not gotten a fair shake from most critics…

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By Michael M (3,845) on 08 Jun 2014

Lindsay Lohan is like the worst actress in the world (though she is topless in the first 10 minutes of the movie)…

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By Casey L (171) on 07 May 2014

Interesting film, shows Hollywood in a darker light... a must see.. Lohan shines…

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By Mikey M (358) on 03 May 2014

This movie is so overwhelmingly cheesy in every single aspect that, in the end, it's fun…

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By Jack S (807) on 02 May 2014

Lindsay Lohan's amazing performance is the best thing about THE CANYONS…

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By Bonnie R (46) on 17 Apr 2014

I've always thought Bret Easton Ellis is an overrated and overhyped writer and this movie simply confirmed my opinion…

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By Noahcoward (6) on 12 Apr 2014

I know the reviews were terrible. Out of curiosity I watched in anyway. Also I was interested in what's become of Lindsey Lohan…

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By Christine A (117) on 30 Mar 2014

Wow what a train wreck of a movie the acting you can mostly forgive, as half the cast are porn stars (don't give up your day jobs) but the…

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By Cecily B (774) on 25 Mar 2014

What was Schrader thinking directing, well this movie equivalent of what was found on the movie theatre floor in that other film he wrote long…

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By Stel P (170) on 25 Mar 2014

It's so sad that Lindsay Lohan has to play in these shitty films now. She's the only thing worth in this film, she's the only good actress…

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By Sabrina S (134) on 23 Mar 2014

The plot/story line is so weak. Lohan plays herself with a different name…

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By Andrew G (1,437) on 13 Mar 2014

Porn...without the good parts…

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By Alex W (1,471) on 05 Mar 2014

Sure its bad but not a total disaster. It seems like James Deen and Lindsay Lohan get better at acting as the movie progresses…

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By Freddy H (68) on 17 Feb 2014

I would characterize The Canyons as a dull, elongated softcore porno starring quasi-celebrities…

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By Zach M (1,354) on 15 Feb 2014

This movie looked and felt like a student film. It was unfortunate that Paul Schrader made this movie…

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By Tyler R (1,095) on 15 Feb 2014

It was ok. The plot was very generic but the pacing was really good and the characters were very interesting and the ending was very well done…

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By Filmgrinder S (1,010) on 06 Feb 2014

66% I'm so strapped.-Ryan (Nolan Funk) Douchbaggery run amuck. Love the director, disliked the movie and hated the characters…

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By Hieu N (104) on 03 Feb 2014

Not sure how this movie ended up on my plate. Bad acting, B-movie nudity, silly plot. A waste of time…

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