Review of The Astronaut's Wife (1999) by Jasper Hannah C — 23 Aug 2009

Johnny's got a five on this one for being so damn hot.

This review of The Astronaut's Wife (1999) was written by Jasper Hannah C on 23 Aug 2009.

The Astronaut's Wife has generally received mixed reviews.

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