Review of The Angry Red Planet (1959) by Lee M — 18 Dec 2007
Giant Spider-Rat-Bat-Monkey. Four stars!
Seriously though, the bit where it's basically minding its own business and one of the Mars astronauts hacks into its ankle with a machete and then shoots it in the eyes with lasers when it makes a fuss, is just hilarious. Its scream is absolutely massive. They should've given it subtitles. 'Arrrrhh! Jesus! You cunts! You utter fucking cunts! What the fuck?! Why?! Fucking why?!' And its little rod puppet hands covering its eyes.
This film just puts me on the floor.
This review of The Angry Red Planet (1959) was written by Lee M on 18 Dec 2007.
The Angry Red Planet has generally received mixed reviews.
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