Review of The Amityville Horror (2005) by Sean D — 16 Oct 2014

The remake sucks ass. End of story. Lol. See the original.

This review of The Amityville Horror (2005) was written by Sean D on 16 Oct 2014.

The Amityville Horror has generally received mixed reviews.

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