Review of The Amityville Horror (2005) by Graham T — 11 Jul 2017

A bad idea in the first place, and the performance are laughable.

This review of The Amityville Horror (2005) was written by Graham T on 11 Jul 2017.

The Amityville Horror has generally received mixed reviews.

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