Review of Teeth (2000) by Juli N — 03 Oct 2014

Once the doctor started screaming "Vagina dentata! Vagina dentata!" the film becomes completely ludicrous, stupid, immature, & completely pointless; Oh, & funny but not in a good way.

Teeth has a lot of issues, from it being rather hypocritical, unclear in story, inconsistent in plotting, bland characters, disrespectful to teenagers & their sexualities, & plain out disgusting. The gore isn't all the good either, it's just really gross. Really, I was watching this in hopes of seeing vagina dentata being put to some good use (no pun intended), but instead I got something some sick 16 year old wrote. Watch the ending of this with the old man & see for yourself.