Review of Teeth (2000) by Daniella Z — 20 Apr 2010

Have you ever thought, I've never seen a movie where a dog eats a discarded wang - well if so this is the movie for you.

I really adored this movie for reasons I can hardly explain. It's B-movie/made for tv true life story feel added to the totally bizzare idea and over the top performances that were incredibly enjoyable (Particularly Jess Weixler). I've never been more impressed by so many screaming people before! Their faces!

I loved the tongue-in-cheek story and how it was presented - taking the piss out of chastity groups and even suggesting at one point that not masturbating for a year WILL infact make you into a rapist. The progression of poor Dawns tale is wonderfully gorey with some of the best gratuitous penis scenes ever shown outside of porn - and some how still tastefully done!

I can only sum up this film with what the voice over said after it had been shown (I watched it on the Horror Channel) - "We all wish we had one these sometimes.".