Review of Taxidermia (2006) by Elizabeth H — 05 May 2010

HOLY CHRIST! This movie started out with a disgusting man shooting fire out of his privates. It didn't reference anything, it just showed it. The nasty man did a lot of gross things like burning his body parts for fun, sticking his nasty privates in a hole with grease while watching some girls play in the snow and watching people pee and poop. He really made me sick when he had sex with a dead pig all while dreaming of a fat lady. If you like sloppy huge tits then you will love that scene. You also get to see her nasty va-jay jay. It showed his "stuff" going into her "stuff". It was all in his head cuz it was really a dead butchered pig. I guess the guy who owned the farm got fed up with all his shenanigans and he shot his head off. I don't know what to think. I'm flabbergasted! The next story was about sport eating and it centers around fat people eating til they puke and then doing it again. I saw so much puking it made me sick. Then the fat people had a baby and he grew up into a skinny wierdo. The next story was about him and his thousand pound dad who fed his cats too much so they were sports eaters. It was gross and cool when they got out and ate the guts of the fat man. Ick! The skinny man stuffed dead animals, even a monkey!! Poor monkey. In the end the skinny guy taxidermied himself with a strange contraption by removing his own insides one by one finally ending with his head. I hated this movie and I had no idea that Hungarians could be so filthy and revolting. It was hard for monkey to watch because it just got grosser and grosser. I think it had good cinematography because the colors were beautiful. This movie is for the most extreme movie watchers and I commend anyone who sits through the whole thing. Three stars for being able to take my good sightings and turning them into me being sick.

Checklist:

Pee Reference.

Poop Reference.

Boob Reference.

Small People Reference.

Vomit Reference.

Sex Reference.

Male Genitalia Reference.

Female Genitalia Reference.

Primate Reference.

Monkey-People Reference.

Fart Reference.

Monkey/Human Love Reference.

Bigfoot Reference.

Masturbation Reference.

Violence Reference.

Excretion On Another Being Reference.

X Pee Sighting.

X Poop Sighting.

X Boob Sighting.

Small People Sighting.

X Vomit Sighting.

X Sex Sighting.

X Male Genitalia Sighting.

X Female Genitalia Sighting.

X Primate Sighting.

Talking Animal Sighting.

Monkey Mahem Sighting.

Butt Jokes.

Farts.

Monkey In Tree Sighting.

X Masturbation Sighting.

X Violence Sighting.

Poop Throwing Sighting.

Excretion On Another Being Sighting.

X Blood Spray Sighting.

X Fire Sighting.

Slobber or Drool Sighting.

Bonus Checklist:

Poodle Stomping Sighting.

Monkey/Human Love Sighting.

Monkey Pooping his Diapers.

Falling Baby Monkey Sighting.

Monkey-People Sighting.

Bigfoot Sighting.

X Flaming Penis Sighting !!!!!!!!!!