Review of Taken 3 (2014) by Dontbesalty — 22 Jan 2015

Taken 1 was at best a cliche revenge movie, but it was fast and punchy and it was simple, it was something new and when it came on at 8pm on Channel Ten ya mum watched it and made it most of the way through before she fell asleep.

Taken 2 came out shortly after and sprayed diarrhea so hard even the simple people didnt enjoy it, Taken 2 was such a shameless cash grab it's astounding that retards paid money again, this time to see Tak3n.

So people never learn and this movie took the top spot at the box office perpetuating the cycle of cheap **** movies, and more specifically **** rehashes which take up over 90% of recent releases (no actually, this is a real statistic) to make money off idiots.